Welcome

Comedy and Music Club Northern Ireland (CMCNI)

An Audio Welcome From The Chief Executive

Smile ...
It's The 2nd Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips!

It Isn't That The Irish Drink Too Much ...
It's Just That The Rest Of The World Doesn't Drink Enough

There are two rules for success:
1. Never tell people everything you know

Enjoy life ...
There's plenty of time to be dead.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

If You're Not Living On The Edge,
You're Taking Up Too Much Space!

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