Introducing The Northern Ireland's Desperates Drinking & Smoking Club
The Northern Ireland's Desperates Drinking & Smoking Club was the 'brain child' of two people. One of them being one of my best friends, and the other being myself.
It was set up for all the 'lonely' people of the province of Northern Ireland to be able to form friendships with people in the same situation.
The Northern Ireland's Desperates Drinking & Smoking Club was set up towards the end of 1996. The main objective of the club was to provide friendship and understanding for all those people in Northern Ireland, south Belfast in particular, without a regular 'social' partner.
There are a few things you have to prove to the 'executive' of the organisation, to be able to become a member. A list of the core entry requirements follows:
- have had no romantic liaison with anyone for the previous seven days and nights
- be actively seeking a partner
- enjoy going out on regular drinking 'sessions'
- be a current resident of Northern Ireland and lived in the province for a minimum of two years
- smoke cigarettes, cigars, or similiar on a regular basis
Although, the last of the five above requirements is not essential, it certainly helps.
If you wish to know more about this club, it's "meetings" and how to set up a similiar club in your part of the world, please let me know by sending me an e-mail using the following link. Cheers!
Scene : In either a pub or night club. You spy the boy / girl you want to snog for the rest of the night. Go up to them and say the following:
"Would you share my tongue with me tonight?!"
If you have any other chat-up lines you'd like to share with the rest of the world, please let me know, by sending me an e-mail, using the following link. Cheers!
Phone 0845 696969
Fax 0845 969696
NIDDSC's Research Department are currently doing an important piece of research on the variety of the texture and thickness of women's lips.
If you'd be interested in being involved in this research project, which has been proved to save love lives, please send me and e-mail, using the following link. Cheers!