Introducing The Northern Ireland's Desperates Drinking & Smoking Club

What Is It?

Its History

How To Join

More Information ...

Chat-Up Line of the Month

The NIDDSC's Research Department Needs You!

What Is It?

The Northern Ireland's Desperates Drinking & Smoking Club was the 'brain child' of two people. One of them being one of my best friends, and the other being myself.

It was set up for all the 'lonely' people of the province of Northern Ireland to be able to form friendships with people in the same situation.


Its History

The Northern Ireland's Desperates Drinking & Smoking Club was set up towards the end of 1996. The main objective of the club was to provide friendship and understanding for all those people in Northern Ireland, south Belfast in particular, without a regular 'social' partner.


How To Join

There are a few things you have to prove to the 'executive' of the organisation, to be able to become a member. A list of the core entry requirements follows:

Although, the last of the five above requirements is not essential, it certainly helps.


More Information ...

If you wish to know more about this club, it's "meetings" and how to set up a similiar club in your part of the world, please let me know by sending me an e-mail using the following link. Cheers!



Chat-Up Line of the Month

Scene : In either a pub or night club. You spy the boy / girl you want to snog for the rest of the night. Go up to them and say the following:

"Would you share my tongue with me tonight?!"

If you have any other chat-up lines you'd like to share with the rest of the world, please let me know, by sending me an e-mail, using the following link. Cheers!



NIDDSC Research Department

Phone 0845 696969
Fax 0845 969696

NIDDSC's Research Department are currently doing an important piece of research on the variety of the texture and thickness of women's lips.

If you'd be interested in being involved in this research project, which has been proved to save love lives, please send me and e-mail, using the following link. Cheers!